Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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