no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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