8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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