She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
whose parrot is this?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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