...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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