And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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