Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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