hell yes lets make some ravioli
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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