That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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