captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You're like the curious george of whores
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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