I'm sorry my penis didn't work
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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