New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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