Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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