6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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