no, he came in my armpit
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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