I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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