i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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