i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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