he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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