If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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