Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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