Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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