She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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