Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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