All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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