no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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