Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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