If that was your dad, he is hot
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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