Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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