i barfeds in our rink
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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