He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
