Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i think i have two assholes
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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