What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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