I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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