If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
We got so high we made milksteak
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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