they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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