worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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