I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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