Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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