): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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