covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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