i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
