i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i think my cat just said my name.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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