you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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