I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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