I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so let's talk penis.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
That was an excessively violent trivia night
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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