I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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