we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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