There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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