I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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