i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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