Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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