I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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